Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Zing doesn't know all


Um, here's a column that didn't work


Zing Knows It All

By Zing Fellows,

thecheappop's source for hollywood gossip

January 2, 2005

Rumor has it... Jennifer Aniston spotted at Spogos with magician Penn Jilette. Insiders say romance is in the air, but gosh, Penn's married! Can you say scandal?... Queen Latifah in a Komono? If she has her way. We hear the Queen very much wants to star in the sequel to "Memoirs of a Geisha." Cameras roll on "Memoirs of Aisha" in the spring... Child stars Gary Coleman and Emmanuel Lewis in talks for a "Webster" and "Diff'rent Strokes" joint venture tentatively titled "Shorty's 40..." Rolling Stones have offered Menudo the opening slot in their upcoming New York shows... Plans for a "Doogie Howser" reunion well reportedly nixed due to the demands of James B. Sikking, the actor who portayed Doogie's dad. In a statement a person close to the reunion project said, "I B. Sikking a lawsuit, be'aach." Zing out.

Zing knows all, kids. Zing knows all.

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