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This column didn't become a column at all...

JC Rants presents:
Film Schtuff
December 15, 2005

"The Producers" is probably the most faithful adaptation of a Broadway musical... considering the show is overhyped ... that's a bad thing...

"Rumor Has It...." Rob Reiner needs a hit more than Scott Weiland...

Am I the only one that longs for a "Brokeback Mountain" sequel set to music?...

Even Lewis Black would've been a better choice than Jack Black in "King Kong" ...

... 10 minutes of "Rent" was more entertaining than the whole "Producers" film...

"Mrs. Henderson Presents..." Bob Hoskins' ding dong...

"Fun with Dick & Jane..." seems more like "Excrutiating pain with Jim & Tea"...

Thanks, I'd rather not explore "The New World....

"Yours, Mine, and Ours? " ... way to jump the shark Dennis Quaid...

This just in: I appeared in "Rent" more than Taye Diggs...

Kelsey Grammer is in "X3"... any chance we can get David Hyde Pierce in "Hellboy?" Oh, wait...

"King Kong" had no anus in the movie...

"Cheaper By the Dozen 2:" because moviegoers deserve coal for Christmas...

Rejoice: Ben Affleck didn't make a movie this year...

For anybody who loves crap: "Must Love Dogs" is coming to DVD...

Jeff Daniel's beard in "The Squid and the Whale" could kick George Clooney's ass in "Syriana..."
Stevie Nicks in on WPLJ right now... thanks for taking a break from Matchbox 20 guys