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The Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences have the Oscars. The Hollywood Foreign Press have The Golden Globes. Dick Clark has the American Music Awards. Alicia Keys has the Grammy's. Now, the cheap pop in cooperation with The Academy of Motion Picture Farts and Mustaches is pleased to announce its first annual popScars nominees . The awards honor the biggest and brightest stars in Hollywood, and when applicable, their mustaches. This year's winners will be announced on Sunday, March 5. Who will win the golden popsicle stick? Stay tuned!


popscars FILM
The Golden Popsicle (Best Film)
Crash
The 40-Year-Old Virgin
The Squid and the Whale
King Kong
Walk the Line
SinCity

The Cocky Poopie (Worst Flick of the Year, or of Any Year)
Elektra
Broken Flowers
Rumor Has It...
The Ringer
Fantastic Four
Fun with Dick & Jane

pop Rocker (Best Actor - lead or featured performance)
Heath Ledger (BrokebackMountain)
Philip Seymour Hoffman (Capote)
Matt Dillon (Crash)
David Straithairn (Good Night, and Good Luck)
Jeff Daniels (The Squid & the Whale)
Joaquin Phoenix (Walk the Line)

pop Tart (Best Actress - - lead or featured performance)
Charlize Theron (North Country)
Reese Witherspoon (Walk the Line)
Joan Allen (The Upside of Anger)
Toni Collette (In Her Shoes)
Thandie Newton (Crash)
Gwyneth Paltrow (Proof)

Best Bert (Best Supporting Mustache in a Motion Picture)
Jake Gyllenhaal (BrokebackMountain)
Billy Bob Thornton (Bad News Bears)
Gary Oldman (Batman Begins)
Randy Quaid (BrokebackMountain)
Jamie Foxx (Jarhead)
Ted Levine (Memoirs of a Geisha)

The 'Nice boots' Award (Hottest star of 2005)
Zhang Ziyi (Memoirs of a Geisha)
Jessica Alba (SinCity)
Chewbacca (Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith)
Eva Longoria (Desperate Housewives)
Jessica Simpson (The Dukes of Hazzard)
Evangeline Lilly (Lost)

"Hire a Better Editor" Award
Munich
Elizabethtown
BrokebackMountain
King Kong
The Producers
Syriana

The Career Suicide Award
Jim Carrey (Fun with Dick & Jane)
Jennifer Aniston (Rumor Has It...)
Piglet (Pooh's Heffalump Movie)
A pair of jeans (Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants)
Samuel L. Jackson (The Man)
Robin Williams (House of D)

Best Movie from a Previous Year Award (Honoring past films that got no credit)
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
The Professional (1994)
Beautiful Girls (1996)
Some Kind of Wonderful (1987)
Say Anything... (1989)
The Station Agent (2003)

popscars TV/Music

Best Wrestler of this or any year
Kurt Angle
AJ Styles
Hulk Hogan
Chris Jericho
Christian Cage
Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat

Best Music Group
System of a Down
The Strokes
Death Cab for Cutie
Weezer
Foo Fighters
The White Stripes

Best TV Show
Desperate Housewives
24
The Office
Lost
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Grey's Anatomy

Best TV Actor
Carlos Bernard (24)
Larry David (Curb Your Enthusiasm)
Terry O'Quinn (Lost)
Steve Carell (The Office)
Robert Knepper (Prison Break)
Kiefer Sutherland (24)

Best TV Actress
Eva Longoria (Desperate Housewives)
Marcia Cross (Desperate Housewives)
Cheryl Hines (Curb Your Enthusiasm)
Felicity Huffman (Desperate Housewives)
Sandra Oh (Grey's Anatomy)
Mary Lynn Rajskub (24)

The Golden Ball Hogg (Most Irritating and Overexposed Star of 2005)
Brangelina
Lindsay Lohan
Paris Hilton
Ashley Simpson
David Spade * (denotes a given every year)
Jamie Foxx

The Burt Reynolds Iconic Mustache Lifetime Achievement Award
Dennis Franz